Here's a funny song for the holidays. I have it on a cassette tape somewhere, and I found the lyrics online:
Percy, The Puny Poinsettiawww.carolingcorner.com/percy.htmlPercy the puny poinsettia,
hanging his bloom in dismay,
If they had just kept him wetta,
he’d be a houseplant today.
Folks liked the other plants betta,
now he’s alone on the shelf.
Even a plant with no uncle or aunt
shouldn’t spend Christmas Day by himself
Holiday shoppers would stop by the counter
and pick up a plant to take home
Until one by one all his friends were adopted
and Percy was left all alone
Percy the puny poinsettia,
hanging his bloom in dismay,
If they had just kept him wetta,
he’d be a houseplant today.
Folks liked the other plants betta,
now he’s alone on the shelf.
Even a plant with no uncle or aunt
shouldn’t spend Christmas Day by himself.
Then into the store on the night before Christmas
came a poor little girl who was cryin’.
But when she saw Percy her eyes opened wide
and she said “Can I please make him mine?”
Now Percy the puny poinsettia
is standing beside Mr. Tree
His leaves have never been redda,
he’s as proud as a flower can be
Somebody made him feel betta,
rescued him off of the shelf
Even a plant with no uncle or aunt
shouldn’t spend Christmas Day by himself