123 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort

[Kahlessa]

Here's something really fun from MugggleNet. J.K. Rowling said this made her laugh out loud!

123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again
Started by Amanda Lack and added to by countless others

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

www.mugglenet.com/funlists/123waystoannoy.shtml

[The One]

How about "May I know your name please?"

[Kahlessa]

theone said:

How about "May I know your name please?"

Or "Do you know you look just like your father?'

[Lukaran]

Well he used to, but after he came back from the dead, the question should be:

Did you intend to look like that?